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Beavis, what do you like better: Fire or Sugar?

Sun, 01 Jan 2012 09:50:27 -0500

FFFIRE.
oh um wait a minute..
yeah heh heh yeah fire.

buttventriloquist: thepascall: unicornholio: beaverr: You can uh, keep talking about your boobs...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:46:35 -0500

thepascall:

unicornholio:

beaverr:

You can uh, keep talking about your boobs some more. mmmhmheh

Well, since this is the Christmas special… I did get 3 new bras for Christmas. ;D They’re very pretty.

ffff lucky. I haven’t gotten a new bra in forever.

The last one I got was a $50 one from Victoria’s Secret though. It’s nice~

The I got two new bras a few days ago! One doesn’t fit though :c my boobs keep falling out of them. ughhh.

thepascall: unicornholio: beaverr: buttventriloquist: unicornholio: Girl, I have boob troubles...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:03:55 -0500

thepascall:

unicornholio:

beaverr:

buttventriloquist:

unicornholio:

Girl, I have boob troubles too. I haven’t even tried mine to see if it fits yet.

if yours is a large then yeah, it might fit you. Mine is a small and it JUSSSTT fits, but it’s extremely tight and feels like it’ll rip

Ohai Beafis, welcome to the boob chat.

Hi you’re watching BoobChat with Emily, Sarah, and Kellie, on the Hallmark Channel.

You can uh, keep talking about your boobs some more. mmmhmheh

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Sat, 24 Dec 2011 17:00:48 -0500

buttventriloquist: unicornholio: buttventriloquist: thepascall: buttventriloquist: thepascall: ...

Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:47:00 -0500

buttventriloquist:

unicornholio:

buttventriloquist:

thepascall:

buttventriloquist:

thepascall:

unicornholio:

Christmas Eve! So far, so good!

I found some of those PJs at Wal-Mart. The EXACT pair. But then I realized they were 2XL. D: And they were the only pair there. I cried.

You should have gotten them and traded with me >:C I have the same PJS except the shirt is WAY too small for me. (Its a small))

AHHH if only I had known

8CC
it would fit me if it weren’t for my giant knockers ughhh

Girl, I have boob troubles too. I haven’t even tried mine to see if it fits yet.

if yours is a large then yeah, it might fit you. Mine is a small and it JUSSSTT fits, but it’s extremely tight and feels like it’ll rip

... Right, you know, I should stop. Here we are, a battle of rapier wits and here you are, armed with a wet sock and probably an erection. Oh, and nachos.

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:33:18 -0500

heheh.. wet sock.
..erection.
but um, I don’t have a stiffy, but that’s nothing a little porn can’t fix. Know what I’m sayin’ mmhmhheh.

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Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:04:06 -0500

... Weren't you and Butt-Head on TV for a documentary on teenage obesity? So, alongside being malnourished, you plan on being obese, and most likely single. Though, if you ever did manage to procreate, the law of cosmic irony would make it the next winner of the Nobel Price in Physics. And probably not an alcoholic.

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 14:03:01 -0500

……

Oh hey there WAS nachos in the kitchen. See told you.

Stupid diarrhea.. hehehehmmheh.

So, what you're saying is that you're probably going to starve since the only thing you're going to eat for the rest of your life are burritos from the Maxi Mart and pizza. Since cooking is a chick's job.

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 13:35:00 -0500

~~((yep pretty much„))~~

……
No no wait, I think we have some leftover nachos in the kitchen.
Heh heh Yeahh.
And if we ever like, run out of food, we just take food from Burger World.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH((ooc: Reversed audio from the critique of the...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:40:45 -0500

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

((ooc: Reversed audio from the critique of the music video “Love Spreads” by Stone Roses))

buttventriloquist: Beavis has a message for all the people of...

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:26:38 -0500

buttventriloquist:

Beavis has a message for all the people of Tumblr

Don't you and Butthead always have pizza in your kitchen? I mean, granted, it's probably swarming with vermin but it's something. Can you even cook?

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:25:47 -0500

No way! Cooking is a chick’s job or something.
We usually get it delivered but um -mheh-
we spent the last of our money on burritos the other night.

Dammit Diarrhea, stop posting pictures of pizza!It’s...

Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:45:13 -0500

Dammit Diarrhea, stop posting pictures of pizza!
It’s making me hungry, mmheh.

hey beavis, when will you admit that you love butthead?

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 08:35:48 -0500

Uh.. what
I don’t love that fartknocker!! I love CHICKS.

and I’m pretty sure Butthead is NOT a chick. Mmhmheh.

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Thu, 15 Dec 2011 19:59:28 -0500

staystrong-justbreathe: This is the face of a true hero! if...

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 07:05:41 -0500

staystrong-justbreathe:

This is the face of a true hero! if ya’ll dont think so than FUCK you!

She’s not a hero even if she put on a cape and called herself SUPER GUIDETTE.

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Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:55:43 -0500

ffffire..

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:50:01 -0500

ffffire..

neopoint: hey baby u wanna touch my 39 and a half foot pole

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:47:17 -0500

neopoint:

hey baby u wanna touch my 39 and a half foot pole

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Thu, 15 Dec 2011 06:45:02 -0500