Anonymous asked: Beavis, what do you like better: Fire or Sugar?
FFFIRE.
oh um wait a minute..
yeah heh heh yeah fire.
You can uh, keep talking about your boobs some more. mmmhmheh
Well, since this is the Christmas special… I did get 3 new bras for Christmas. ;D They’re very pretty.
ffff lucky. I haven’t gotten a new bra in forever.
The last one I got was a $50 one from Victoria’s Secret though. It’s nice~
The I got two new bras a few days ago! One doesn’t fit though :c my boobs keep falling out of them. ughhh.
(Source: notunicornholio)
Girl, I have boob troubles too. I haven’t even tried mine to see if it fits yet.
if yours is a large then yeah, it might fit you. Mine is a small and it JUSSSTT fits, but it’s extremely tight and feels like it’ll rip
Ohai Beafis, welcome to the boob chat.
Hi you’re watching BoobChat with Emily, Sarah, and Kellie, on the Hallmark Channel.
You can uh, keep talking about your boobs some more. mmmhmheh
(Source: notunicornholio)
Christmas Eve! So far, so good!
I found some of those PJs at Wal-Mart. The EXACT pair. But then I realized they were 2XL. D: And they were the only pair there. I cried.
You should have gotten them and traded with me >:C I have the same PJS except the shirt is WAY too small for me. (Its a small))
AHHH if only I had known
8CC
it would fit me if it weren’t for my giant knockers ughhhGirl, I have boob troubles too. I haven’t even tried mine to see if it fits yet.
if yours is a large then yeah, it might fit you. Mine is a small and it JUSSSTT fits, but it’s extremely tight and feels like it’ll rip
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sweetcynicism asked: ... Right, you know, I should stop. Here we are, a battle of rapier wits and here you are, armed with a wet sock and probably an erection. Oh, and nachos.
heheh.. wet sock.
..erection.
but um, I don’t have a stiffy, but that’s nothing a little porn can’t fix. Know what I’m sayin’ mmhmhheh.
sweetcynicism asked: ... Weren't you and Butt-Head on TV for a documentary on teenage obesity? So, alongside being malnourished, you plan on being obese, and most likely single. Though, if you ever did manage to procreate, the law of cosmic irony would make it the next winner of the Nobel Price in Physics. And probably not an alcoholic.
……
Oh hey there WAS nachos in the kitchen. See told you.
Stupid diarrhea.. hehehehmmheh.
sweetcynicism asked: So, what you're saying is that you're probably going to starve since the only thing you're going to eat for the rest of your life are burritos from the Maxi Mart and pizza. Since cooking is a chick's job.
((yep pretty much„))
……
No no wait, I think we have some leftover nachos in the kitchen.
Heh heh Yeahh.
And if we ever like, run out of food, we just take food from Burger World.
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH
((ooc: Reversed audio from the critique of the music video “Love Spreads” by Stone Roses))
